Some of my goals for this blog are to be open and honest and to
also have some fun and hopefully make you laugh. I also want to show you that
I’m not perfect! As bloggers and with so many social media options, we have a
tendency to put our best foot forward and only show you the good stuff.
No one is perfect and I’m far from it.
Yep, definitely not perfect!!! |
I’m taking you back to when I was 17 years old as a teenager
with an extremely overactive imagination. Over the summer I had gone somewhere
in the morning and was returning to my house in the afternoon. When I first
turned onto our road, I saw a police car pulling out. I didn’t think much of it
because the entrance to our road was hidden and cops used to park there to
catch speeders. But as I made my way up the hill, I noticed that there were
TONS of police cars across the street at our neighbors’ house. This didn’t sit
well with me and as my luck would have it, my whole family was out doing other
things so I was coming home by myself. Instead of going inside, I walked over
to my neighbors’ driveway and was greeted by a cop. He told me that a man had
escaped from the Bedford County jail which was about 20 minutes away from us
and he had been spotted in my neighbors’ back yard. Ok, my 17 year old self was
freaking out at this point. The nice cop offered to walk me back to my house
and check all of our entrances to make sure I was safe.
After the search through my house (and I must add I stayed
right on top of the man, I certainly didn’t want to walk through my house
alone!), he confirmed that everything was fine, that all entrances were secure.
He told me that the man was wearing an orange jumpsuit and if I saw anything to
call 911. Once he left, I felt fine and pretty safe. Plus it was almost 1
p.m., time for Days of Our Lives, I had to catch up on my soap opera! Priorities y'all. While I
was home alone, another neighbor called to check on me. She told me that she
had a baseball bat with her in case anyone came into the house. I told her that
I was fine, but I’d let her know if I needed anything and immediately went back
to watching Days.
As the afternoon creept on, my mind began to wander. I
thought “maybe I should get something like a baseball bat…just in case.” Well,
we didn’t have a baseball bat, but I was a member of the colorguard so I had a
sabre that I could use. I quickly found my sabre and set it beside me on the
couch. But of course, I realized that I didn’t really know how to be violent or
hit anyone. “I better practice,” I told myself. So I started slamming the sabre
into the living room floor (sorry about that Mom, thank goodness there wasn’t
any damage). You know, I had to make sure I could hit someone really hard.
Afterwards, feeling content that I could smack the crap out of some intruder
with my sabre, I decided to just be cool and hang out. Well that didn’t last
long because I started thinking about every window and entrance in our house
and remembered that we always kept the windows in the garage open (nice safety
precaution there Mom and Dad!). I figured I better close and lock them because
anyone could cut the screen and sneak in. Luckily we had a peep hole in the
door leading out to the garage, so I looked through there first just to scan
the garage and make sure everything was ok. And then I saw it…
…or should I say I saw him. Over on the right side wall I saw
someone in an orange jumpsuit pressed up against the wall not moving. He must
have heard me walk down the hall and approach the door, because he was standing very
still. I didn’t waste a second, I quickly ran to the phone, dialed 911 and told
them that the man who had escaped from the Bedford County jail was in our
garage and I was home alone! I must tell you, those were the longest few
minutes of my life waiting on the police to arrive. I stood beside the front
door, heart pounding out of my chest praying they would arrive soon. Luckily
they did and they brought a lot of backup. They even brought police dogs with
them!
I immediately opened the door and let three police officers
into the house. I pointed to where the garage was and followed them over to the
door. The three of them all pulled out their guns, assumed the stance you see
on tv and pulled the door open. I was so scared!!! They walked all through the
garage and even looked in my car to see if anyone was in there, but they found
nothing. This of course scared me even more because I thought he probably left
the garage and might be lurking around behind the house.
Well, the cops couldn’t find anything, but on the way back
into the house one of the cops noticed that a reddish/orange jacket was hanging
on the coat rack to the right of the door. He so politely pulled it down and
placed in on the deep freezer inside the garage. And that ladies and gentlemen
is the story of how I got the crap scared out of me by one red jacket!
Everyone was so nice and didn’t say a word about what an idiot I
was, but I’m sure they laughed the entire way back to the police station about
this young girl being scared to go into her garage because of a jacket!
See I’m sure not perfect! But this story just makes me laugh
remembering my innocence. I hope you enjoyed it and be sure to watch out for
any errant red jackets that cross your path.
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To answer the question from today’s title, no this post doesn’t
really relate to Pretty Little Liars, except for the whole red coat thing. I
CANNOT wait for the summer season to begin next week; I’m totally excited about
it. So there you have it, I somehow added Pretty Little Liars into a totally
random blog post. Score for me!
this is hilarious, and something I would totally do now!
ReplyDeleteAt least it was just a coat and not a scary criminal! :)
OMg that is too funny! Also I was in the colorguard too!
ReplyDeleteSoo funny! I totally thought you were going to say how your sweet self ended up beating the crap out of the red coat! Totally brought back memories of coming home when no one was there and walking through the house to check every room and closet with a kitchen knife! :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! OMG! I was scared for you for a sec.... and love the PLL pic...I am addicted to that silly show!
ReplyDeleteI was totally just about to tweet you to make sure you knew PLL started next week!!! haha can't wait to discuss with you! :)
ReplyDelete-Sarah
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You are so cute! Love you Bestie!
ReplyDeleteHaha! This is too funny! This totally sounds like something that I would have done! :-)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh that story was incredible!!! I probably would have thought and done the same thing.
ReplyDeleteHey, it sounds to me like it could be an episode of Pretty Little Liars so I think it fits in great with your post :)
ReplyDeleteI just recently found your blog, and I am so excited to keep reading it! I featured you in my newest finds on my blog...www.smalltownshenanigans.blogspot.com
-Whitney